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A Twal A Tar is a 1972 Burmese black-and-white drama film, directed by Win Oo starring Win Oo and Sandar Lin.
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Menno Vloon is a Dutch pole vaulter.
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François Oscar de Négrier, known as Oscar de Négrier, was a French general of the Third Republic, winning fame in Algeria in the Sud-Oranais campaign (1881) and in Tonkin during the Sino-French War.
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